It's called 'taking advantage.' It's what gets you ahead in life.

But I bought a yearbook ad from you, doesn't that mean anything anymore? As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch. I'm a monster. Whoa, this guy's straight? Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough.

Now, when you do this without getting punched in the chest, you'll have more fun. We just call it a sausage. Marry me. I'm afraid I just blue myself.

Oh, you're gonna be in a coma, all right. I care deeply for nature. Say goodbye to these, because it's the last time! I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense.