EARTH IS UNDER ATTACK!

Unfortunately, no one seems to care anymore. With all the Amazon Prime, Tide Pods, and Fake News out there, humanity has become indifferent to the fate of their civilizations, succumbing to nothing more than basically a bunch of binge watching, banana eating barbarians who care about nothing more than Brooklyn Nine-Nine being renewed for a sixth season. Humanity is in your hands! I mean, if you care enough to do something about it. You don’t have to, it’s just a suggestion. But if you do, you’ll be the HERO!

Not that anyone would care.

And it’s not like your’e going to get paid for saving humanity either. Hell, it wouldn’t surprise me if you were sued for taking on such a responsibility and saving humanity. I’m sure someone would take you to court and claim they had no interest in being saved. You know how fickle humans can be, you probably are one.

The good news is this apathy has spread like mad cow disease through the star systems so the invaders aren’t all too worried about attacking Earth either. It’s just the flavor of the week.

Kill your foes before they kill you!

Or don’t, the choice is yours.